NVLB has a minion!

Bonesie the Rottie

Legacy Name: NVLB

The Custom Sweetheart Harvester
Owner: Avel

Age: 2 years, 10 months, 1 week

Born: September 26th, 2018

Adopted: 2 years, 10 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: September 26th, 2018

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  • Level: 8
  • Strength: 18
  • Defense: 17
  • Speed: 15
  • Health: 16
  • HP: 16/16
  • Intelligence: 118
  • Books Read: 117
  • Food Eaten: 1
  • Job: Taste Tester

Hello, and welcome to the NVLB Infection Clinic! My name is NVLB, and I'm the official NVLB tour guide! Sort of. The clinic itself isn't that big, but there's a lot going on, so sit down and I'll do my best to explain everything!

What We Do

We're a group of zombie biting specialists, and we're here for all of your biting needs! Between all of our members, we have every strain covered, so if you need a bite (or several) for even the rarest of strains, we'll make sure you get infected. We have several ping groups set, so all you need to do is call!

Our Mission

Assuming you've gone through all appropriate steps at the VIP with Gunner, then we guarantee that you'll be infected at our directory*. It's in our name - no victim left behind. Of course, if you have a hard time with Gunner, or you are otherwise not biting ready, we'll let you know and we can walk you through the steps. We're specialists, after all.

*We guarantee that you'll get what you want eventually. Our board is viewable by all, including non-NVLB affiliated but very hungry zombies. We are not responsible for non-NVLB affiliated zombie attacks.

How to Prepare Yourself

1. We can't help you until you've signed up for a strain (or for random) with Gunner as we can only bite willing victims. Gunner will explain everything, but if you are still confused, feel free to ask any of the infection specialists at the board. You can also read the official Subeta FAQ!

2. We can't bite people who are already zombies! We at NVLB understand the joy of helping others achieve the infection of their dreams, but if you want an infection, it's best to keep your chompers to yourself until you are properly infected!

You're also encouraged to read the first post of the directory board for additional tips to ensure you're correctly pinging zombies. This way, we can assure that you're infected as quickly as possible.

Joining Our Cause and Joining NVLB

If you can, and are willing to bite, then we welcome your services. We are always on the look out for more volunteers! Simply look over the first post and join the ping groups that apply to you. If you can no longer bite for any reason at all, then you are free to quietly leave or mute the groups and you won't be summoned. You can also just stick around the thread and bite without joining the groups.

You're also always welcomed to join our main group. Simply look up nvlb in the ping group search, or look out for one of threads in an applicable holiday forum. This ping group is for members to hang out and interact with other members off season when the VIP is closed, so if you like what you see, be sure to join us. You're welcome to join us even if you don't bite, especially if you happen to catch us during off-biting season.

Zombie Tips and Tricks

To ensure satisfaction from all victims who come for our services, we ask that:

a) you bite the victim until the victim is infected. Humans are (unfortunately) hardy creatures, so keep chomping away until the infection finally takes hold!

b) please only bite for the strain that is requested. Some victims run on the cheap side and do not want to pay the full price at the VIP, want one strain out of a selection of strains, or have strains that they do not want. Just because a victim is in the clinic doesn't mean that they're a free meal. Please read over their request carefully before you taste anybody.

c) please be aware of which strain you are biting for. You are biting for the most mature strain. If you are incubating a strain at stage 6, but you are also wearing a stage 8 skin, you will bite for the stage 8 strain, not the stage 6 skin.

Additionally, here are some things that you may not be aware of:

a) You can still bite while incubating another strain. You can wear a zombie skin over your current progressing strain, and you can bite for the more mature strain. Please note that your progressing strain can infect others before you can remove the strain, so make sure you are wearing a mature skin before you bite.

b) There is an achievement you can earn for biting 100 times. This achievement may look daunting, but remember that you bite one person multiple times, and it will count towards your achievement. You do not need to bite 100 people, just 100 times.

Thank you for visiting the NVLB clinic!

If you have any other concerns, please feel free to contact any of our infection specialists. We don't bite that hard!

Profile template by Lea. Background and story by Avel. Custom Overlay by Undertakerr.

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